Monday's Horrorscope
3:02 p.m. - September 08, 2003

My horoscope today. Quite appropriate.

"You may have some trouble emerging from bed today, due to a powerful wish to allow the world to carry on without your help for a while. Today, Emily, you can yield to that lazy urge, for the aspects are quite likely to assist you in fulfilling your goals. So take advantage of some time off to rest, or perhaps tidy your nest. You might want to make that bed before you lie back down in it."

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